Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *comes home*
Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*

extremehomestuckshipping:

kenteehee:

♡ the person you would take a bullet for is behind the trigger ♡

The fuck does that quote mean
And what does it have to do with cutting wrapping paper
I ain’t gonna get shot by my fucking mum

*fish voice* MY LEG

ringo-to-chizu:

I swear I’m not even two minutes in and I couldn’t resist.

me shopping: when i'm skinny i'll look good in that

hophigh:

YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES

AHH I NEED A MINUTE

erernjaeger:

"oh just wait until you found yourself a nice boy, you will want kids then."

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save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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acid-and-anime:

Aoba Episode 1:
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Aoba Episode 3:
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My prediction of Aoba in the final episode:
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jakethenicholas:

When your friends are all online at the same time

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Dramatical Murder | Ep 3

chevreaux:

THAT’S NOT THE SAME CHILD???

aokou:

im laughin so hard bc noiz literally just walked in there to show off to aoba howmuch sugar daddy status he has like did he even take the thing he was supposed to be buying with him it doesnt even look like he did he just walked in there to flaunt his money, be like “call me daddy”